In which Steve takes a picture to prove to Tony he knows how to use an iPod. Unfortunately he’s still really bad at using his cellphone and sends it to the wrong contact.
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AU Meme → Instead of Captain America being hidden away from the world by SHIELD, Tony Stark was called in and informed of the unique situation. Of course when offered with a chance to more-or-less corrupt the symbolism of “traditional American values,” Tony has no problem helping Captain Rogers get acquainted with the new world.
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The especially awesome person who commissioned this from me has allowed it to be posted without a watermark, so you can all bask in the Coulson/Clint, as you well should.
How I love Shieldhusbands.
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My dad walked in on my dancing in a tower singing and dancing horribly to One Direction. We shared an awkward stare.
“So uh, Happy Birthday…”
“Thanks Daddy!”
“I’m gonna go now.”
“Okay. and I promise I will close my door next time I do this!”
“That would be wonderful.”
- May 31
- , 2012
Calling bullshit! Thor don’t wear no underpants.
I can’t describe how much I love this…and I don’t even know why XD
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how to walk like a queen [source]
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So my friend took me out to dinner and I ordered a Mimosa and when the waiter carded me she goes, “It’s her Birthday!” The waiter and I exchange a glance and I say, “Please don’t sing.” He laughs and says, “Don’t worry no singing I promise, I wouldn’t do that to you. Do you want a vodka or normal mimosa?”
“They make them with vodka?”
“Well we got daring and started selling vodka and other hard alcohol awhile back so I figured I’d ask.”
“Ah, no a normal one is fine.”
“Okay well now you know in case you decide to get ambitious next time.”
So then when we get the bill he puts it on the table and says,
“So I hope you don’t mind I payed for your mimosa, Happy Birthday!”
I thank him and he walks off and we look at the bill and he drew a birthday cake and wrote HAPPY BIRTHDAY on it. He is officially my favorite waiter in a birthday scenario.
Then my friend and I go to the movie theater where my mom and brother were going to meet us to see the Avengers (I see it for my college grad, my birthday its a tradition now). And we were late so I find my brother and he mouths that Mom is in the bathroom. So I’m like okay whatevs, we’re going to sit over here.
Now as a major side note: My brother and I don’t get along because he’s an asshole and an alcoholic and says really offensive shit about gay people (which upsets me greatly) so the only reason I invited him was because my mom said he’d get upset if we left him behind and I knew he wanted to see the Avengers really badly. So before I leave with my friend I ask him to please come sober. And he looks at me and sighs like he’s all put out and says I guess. Um no. It’s my birthday I kind of hate you but I’m inviting you to be nice. If you show up drunk I will hate you even more. DO. NOT. RUIN. THIS. FOR. ME.
Anyway so like 30 minutes passes and still no sign of my mom. I panic, check both bathrooms, run out to her car and just generally freak out. She doesn’t have a cell so I can’t call her. Then I think I see her sitting with my brother so I calm down and try to enjoy the rest of the movie. When the movie is over my brother comes over and starts blabbing and I ask where mom is. She was at home the whole time because she didn’t really want to see the movie and was really tired from work. I could have killed him.
ANYWAY massive panic attacks and douche bags aside it was a good day. But my hot pink tights rubbed my thigh raw (I have no idea how) so I’m sitting here on tumblr forever icing my inner thigh with a coke can and drinking some southern comfort and thought it was amusing enough to share.
- May 31
- , 2012
fuckinghemsworth replied to your post: fuckinghemsworth replied to your post:…
thanks!
Np I have all of the good Bruce/Darcy fics subscribed and check my email constantly for updates and I love to share the majesty that is them as a couple.
- May 31
- , 2012
fuckinghemsworth replied to your post: Ahahahaha
This is beautiful. What is it- where do I find it?
i like Moriarty because HE STARTS YELLING MID SENTENCE LIKE PEOPLE ON TUMBLR
what are you talking about thAT”S WHAT PEOPLE DO!
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